Proud to be in a cult
If our mormon cult really is a cult, I’m proud of it. I think as far as cults go, our cult is pretty friendly. And we’re pretty normal. And rather encouraging of socializing outside our group. And we encourage people not to go by our own opinion, but to pray to God to find out for themselves if it’s true. And we love Jesus quite a bit for being a cult. If loving Jesus through our mormon cult is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right! Now if you’ll please excuse me, I have some serious brainwashing to do.